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4 New Years Resolutions

December 31, 2008 · Leave a Comment

For the New Year I have decided to make a few resolutions.  Here they are:

1. I’d like to improve my social networking skills.  Maybe do some social marketing in my particular niche.  I’m not really sure how to market my blog.  Entrecard sucks bigtime, with all the viruses members complain about.  Not to mention the way it destroys your bounce rate.  Maybe I’ll just read all of turnip’s old Social Networking articles and see what he suggest. 

2. I’d like to buy a new car.  Not just any vehicle, but something that runs off batteries.  Screw the oil companies and the oil nations.  The current low price of oil is just a trick.  I need to read the Electric Car Blog to pick out the best electric vehicle for my needs.

3. I need to build up my immune system.  To accomplish that goal, nothing builds up the immune system more than a daily dose of essential oils and plant extracts.  Maybe some flax see oil along with a few acai berries eaten with each meal. will do the trick.  Let’s not forget the exercise.

4.  Finally, I need to improve my clothing and accessories.  My Mr Quilty coat isn’t cutting it with the ladies.  Time for me to get on with the designer sunglasses.  A pair of dark cool designer sunglasses would look really sharp.

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Impnerd: The Worst SEO Advice On The Net

November 7, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I happened to read his latest article and it was pretty pathetic.  I never saw someone so green with Turnip Envy before.   This must be the Greedy SEO guy turnip was refering to in his article about SEO Stupidity.  So if he is so angry over losing backlinks from Turnip’s comments, why does he not set the example and make his own comments dofollow?  He’s a greedy little fat kid, that’s all!

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